A heroic quest starring Nick Beard, an intrepid adventurer who lives in his mom's basement.

Do you pine for the 'glory days' of internet humor circa 2012?

Well, you're in luck: the jokes in this game are nearly as dated as the graphics. So tip your fedora, crack open a piping hot can of Mountain Brew, and strap in for the most highly anticipated RPG of the century--

Nick Beard: the Fedora Of DestinyGameplay Features

• Explore the wonders of Nick Beard's Basement!

• Insult the mysterious strangers who come to your door!

• Fight for your life in turn based battle!

• Endure minutes of "challenging" "gameplay"!